...are there so many bad shows on TV this season? We gave a good amount of them a shot but my lord, it's as if all the writers have lost their brains. Or perhaps all network execs think the American public has lost their brains. Who knows, but I will give a list of the new shows Eric and I watched and our reactions to each. I think you will notice a pattern:
PRISON BREAK - I heard all these great things about this show and it stars the guy that played the devil on the last two episodes of JOAN OF ARCADIA (rest in peace) so we were both rather excited about this. We should have known better when Brett Ratner's name appeared in the credits. It really has to be one of the most implausible story lines I've ever seen and some of the worst acting to boot. I don't think we actually got through the entire pilot because it was just too painful.
BONES - I was never super confident in this one, but it has David "Angel" Boreanaz so we had to give it a try. It completely rips off the whole X-Files thing but again, the stories are just so ridiculous. Oh, and once they started showing the CSI: Miami type office sets they completely lost me. Oh, oh, oh, and they had a 5 minute musical montage with some random slow love song as the lead chick dissected a skeleton. That was it for us.
SUPERNATURAL - It's trying to be (yes, again) an X-Files for the teen set, and it does have a similar creepy atmospheric look, but the acting and the writing are again so bad that it's hard to watch. I mean, I lived through Jared Padalecki on Gilmore Girls for years and always cringed when he spoke, but now he's in almost every scene!! Eric likes this one a bit more than me, but I think he will be watching on his own.
SURFACE - All of a sudden, all over the globe, people are discovering sea monsters that like to kill people. Or are they aliens? Or even better, did the government create them? So many questions but so little interest in finding out the answers. Eric kind of liked it because he feels it has a Spielberg quality. Sadly, that is no incentive for me. With all the characters involved, could they not find at least one person who could actually act????
INVASION - I will say off the bat that I actually kind of liked this one. It's not amazing but it is creepy and SOME (I stress that) of the acting is pretty good. Oddly, it is also about weird alien things that seem to live in the water, but I think they actually inhabit the bodies of humans, kind of like V, so it's a bit more interesting. Now if they could just take the little girl out of the plot, because she is truly irritating. I thought Eric was going to reach into the TV and strangle her.
REUNION - Another premise that was so promising. Six best friends from high school are brought back together 20 years later when one of them is killed. Each episode shows a different year, starting in 1986 at their HS graduation and leading up to the 20th reunion. Also in each episode is a snippet of what happened after the murder and the cop who is investigating. All the actors are very pretty, but none can actually act. And in the first year alone there's a fatal car accident, one kid goes to jail because he is covering for another friend, a girl gets pregnant and abandons her college plans to have the kid...and I thought I had an interesting group of friends. It was all just so silly.
Well, that's all we've watched so far. I still need to catch KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL, COMMANDER IN CHIEF, MY NAME IS EARL, RELATED and HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. I've heard good things about each of them, but as is evidenced by the group I just described, hype means absolutely nothing.
Now onto the sadest part of this week's TV experience. So far my three favorite shows have had incredibly bad episodes. The wit, charm, and humor I have come to know and love from all of them went right out the window. Maybe all the writers went on a mini-strike the week these were produced. All I know is that it's a sad state of affairs when the three best shows on TV have such uneven episodes. I looovvveee
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT but the story was quite weak and some of the jokes just fell completely flat. Now, I am sure it will redeem itself next week, but other than the chicken dance thing, I was not amused. I was telling myself to relax since I had Tuesday to look forward to with both
GILMORE and
HOUSE but alas, both shows kind of sucked. If Rory doesn't snap out of her incredibly annoying attitude problem I may just stop watching GILMORE. Even her hottie boyfriend Logan is bored with her. And it just isn't the same having Lorelai and Rory apart. PLEASE have them reconcile soon, it really is starting to hurt the show. Now on to HOUSE, why would they think we needed an entire episode devoted to Cuddy and her feelings of inadequacies next to House? And is it just me or were there scenes in the show that seemed like they were from another episode. It was so uneven in tone and acting that I told Eric to fast forward through parts of it because I couldn't stand to watch. To add insult to injury, there won't be another HOUSE episode until after the baseball playoffs...in NOVEMBER!! Let's hope the writers get some inspiration between now and then and start doing the work I know they are capable of.
Thank god we have LOST tonight or I just don't know what I would do with myself!